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#adieu
A Special Goodbye from Tinsley Mortimer
This is it! My last Gawker dance. And, in the immortal words of Denise Huxtable, I.. I... I don't know what to say. So I'll leave the goodbyes up to an old friend, dearest socialite Tinsley Mortimer, my original muse. More » -
#whatsinaname
Glee Will Soon Be Back to Turn Those Frowns
Oh, joy. Glee, even. Fox's rousing, wonderful new musical series is now officially slated for a September 9th return. Plus there's been a new musical number clip released, and it is fabulous. "Bust Ya Windows" fabulous. Here it is: More » -
#imagefile
AARP Town Hall Models Set After Other Trusted Debate Program
Doesn't the set at left, used for a retired person "Town Hall"-style meeting, look a bit like the set for the exhaustively sleazy Jerry Springer Show? Old people watch a lot of TV, so it was probably a comfort. More » -
#specialfriends
The Fox & Friends Gang Takes a Stand: I'm With Stupid
Oh goodness. I'd hoped for a good clip to end my Fox & Friends "coverage", and the video team has delivered. Today the pompadoured earwigs were discussing America-hating Bill Maher. Why doesn't he leave and go to France? More » -
#importantissues
The Political Hotbed That Is Santa Cruz
So this clip has been passed around a bit, but it's still worth mentioning. It's the minutes from a Santa Cruz City Council meeting and... *faceplant.* Everyone's crazy. The saddest/funniest thing? Some poor bastard actually had to summarize this insanity. More » -
#allieverwanted
On Vacation with Jon Hamm
Well here you go. Best Week Ever managed to get their grubby mitts on some images of Mad Men hunky-dory Jon Hamm on a (maybe fake? maybe ad campaign? maybe real? who cares, really) vacation, playing boardgames, smoking, and drinking. More » -
#traderoundup
Jon Hamm and Ben Affleck to Get Romantic
Lots of writers all over Hollywood get deals. There are remakes and reimaginings, adaptations and homages. And there is love. More » -
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#opencaption
Again With the Katy Perry
[Katy Perry shows off a fake Josh Grobin tattoo after getting a real tattoo on her ankle in New York; image via INF] More » -
#blinditems
Which Big-Name Actor Knocked Up His Co-Star's Sister?
Today we have a British star who is having some problems with her down there business, an actor who wouldn't own up to babydaddydom, and a jerky jerky who did jerky things when dating someone who was, probably, a jerk. More » -
#picoftheday
Billow, Above
[Yesterday's stormy sky (could have been today's too, really) as seen from a rooftop in the West Village; image via ccho's Flickr] More » -
#opencaption
King Triton Enjoys Holiday in Up Where They Walk
[Comedian/provocateur Russell Brand in New York today; image via Bauer-Griffin] More » -
#wonderings
Which Thirty Minutes of Funny People Did Universal Want to Cut?
Today The Wrap henpecks at the troubled Universal, citing flagging box office returns and office infighting. But the most interesting tidbit is that the studio tried to cut 30 minutes off of Judd Apatow's two-and-a-half-hour Funny People, but failed. Why?
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#siftingthrough
Ben Silverman, We Will Miss You
That NBC chair Ben Silverman is flying/being pushed out of the peacock coop isn't really all that surprising. He's always been kind of a disaster. A blowhard (in more ways than one) party boy with streaks of ego and irresponsibility.
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#traderoundup
Mila Kunis Will Quietly Take Over the World
Today we have news about unexpected rising stars, videogames turned movies, and gay people on TV. There are no gay people on TV! More » -
#departures
Wunderkind Ben Silverman Out at NBC
Once-celebrated, now-beleaguered NBC co-chairman Ben Silverman is leaving the company, it was announced on Ryan Seacrest's Twitter this morning. (Yes.) Well, OK, the New York Times has confirmed. So what the heck happened? Is this good news or bad? More » -
#opencaption
"Can You Guys Please Just Duke It Out??"
[T.R. Knight with BFF Katherine Heigl and BF Mark Cornelson in LA; image via INF] More » -
#blinditems
Who Are the Celebrity Swinger Couples?
Today we have two items. One is about four celebrity swingers who may not be on the sly anymore. The other about an actress with severe weight problems. Quelle surprise. More » -
#weekinreview
The Week We Forged Our Birth Certificates So We Can Become President in Forty-Six Years
This week everyone was racist forever. There is nothing to be said to deny it. Absolutely everyone was racist and awful but some people were more racist than others. More » -
#creepcity
The Manhattan Bridge Is Falling Down
Thank God I'm moving back to Manhattan and will never have to take a bridge to/from Brooklyn ever again. Because bridges? They move. Here's a time-lapsed video showing the Manhattan Bridge creaking and yawing under the weight of subway cars. More » -
#opencaption
I Do Not Enjoy Katy Perry
[That's my funny caption. Deal with it. The annoying singer is annoying on the "Today" show; image via INF] More » -
#rottenspoilers
You'll Never Guess Orphan's Surprise Ending, Because It's Completely Ridiculous
OMG, you guys. So that movie Orphan comes out today—it's that Vera Farmiga creepy kid flick where she screams and screams as she realizes she already made this movie before—and we know the surprise ending! And it's hilarious.
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#opencaption
"This Is My Business Casual Lolly. I've Got a More Professional One At 'ome"
[Unfortunate drug addict Amy Winehouse leaving a courthouse, where she was facing charges for assaulting a fan. She was acquitted! Image via Bauer-Griffin] More » -
#blinditems
Coke Mom's Failed Rehab Attempt :(
Today we only have one little item. A long thing about an old time favorite: Coke Mom. Coke Mom is named so because she does cocaine-type drugs in front of her children. She's supposedly clean, but isn't really. Helluva drug. More » -
#picoftheday
Flown Over
[Rodeo riders enjoy a jet airshow in Wyoming. We just really really like this photo for some reason. It's beautiful and funny and sad. All in one! And it's via AP] More » -
#recaps
Real World Cancun: Wristcutters, A Hate Story
Everyone was terrible this week on The Real World. Everyone said and did awful things, spurred on by the white studio lights of their "house" and the ever-prodding cameras. This was a total head-in-hands episode of the ol' RW. More » -
#opencaption
"Oh Hey Guys! Haven't Seen You In Years. I Like the New Cameras!"
[Somehow, Tara Reid still has money to go to Saint Tropez; image via INF] More » -
#traderoundup
New Melrose Place To Be Sexy, Full of Puns
Today we have some small casting news about a Full House actor. More news about Tyler Perry. Also some stuff about Denzel Washington. But mostly we're talking about Melrose Place. That's mostly what we're into these days. More » -
#opencaption
Holmes Excited, Nervous for Space Walk, Can't Wait to See Husband
[Katie Holmes filming a movie in Australia; image via INF] More » -
#blinditems
Which Druggie Actor Got Beat Up for Peeing In Some Dude's Car?
Today we have just two little items, one about a drugged-out actor who decided the best thing to do was pee in a car, and the other about a designer with a nasty mean streak. More » -
#picoftheday
Naked Ambition
[That's Times Square's fame-hungry Naked Cowboy holding a press conference to announce his candidacy for New York City mayor; image via AP] More »
