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#polls
Who Is the Hipster of the Decade?
Yea, we know the word "hipster" is played out. That's exactly why we need to pick a Hipster Champ of the past decade. So we can lay the whole damn thing to rest. Your candidates, below. Vote. If you want. More » -
#therealissues
Should Hippie College Bathrooms Be a Super Sexy Party?
Isn't it time for you to devote some thought to America's single least important issue? Yes, the "Should college bathrooms be co-ed?" debate is still boiling, and we will now force you to consider this thoroughly ridiculous question. Consider it! More » -
#media
Crack-Smoking TV Newsman Indistinguishable From Colleagues
Former North Carolina TV newsman Jon Robinson is more interesting than most TV newsmen: "What I really wanted to say [on air] is, 'I shot heroin last night and smoked crack and watched eight hours of pornos.'" More » -
#newyorktimes
Ethicist Randy Cohen's blog is a casualty of the NYT blog purge, NYTPicker reports.
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#evil
Andrea Peyser Ridicules Dead Man, For Christmas
As Christmas approaches and hearts across the world are warmed by good cheer, New York Post grave-pisser Andrea Peyser would like to take the time to piss on a murdered man's grave. She's a contrarian, what can she do? More » -
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#academia
So Is There an Abundance of Lucrative Literature Professor Jobs Now, Or What?
"The job outlook for graduate students in language and literature is..." That's as far as you have to read before you stop and laugh ruefully at the carnage sure to come. More » -
#howthingswork
Tiger Woods, Media Equally Shady
The WSJ takes a shot today at the story of Tiger Woods' clandestine deal to appear in Men's Fitness in exchange for the National Enquirer keeping his affair quiet. AMI, Tiger Woods, and News Corp all look ridiculous now. More » -
#science
Scientists discover dark matter in dark mine shaft. Should have checked there earlier!
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#shutupcollege
College Kids Refuse to Censor Joke About Racism, Outraging Dumb People
A college humor magazine has written a satirical story on the subject of race, and they are refusing calls to take that story off their website, thereby bucking the important American college traditions of censorship and terrified racial silence. Outrageous! More » -
#sexsells
Hot Lesbian Teacher Sex Story Tangentially Resurrected!
After a harrowing touch-and-go period of silence marked by much prayer and stress ball-handling amongst the populace, the Hot Sexxxy Lesbian Teacher story has risen again! The new angle has nothing to do with lesbian teachers. But still, they're back! More »
