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An Ode to the <em>Real Housewives of Orange County</em>

An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County #freeverse #realhousewivesofor

Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear

Six Child Media Prodigies You Should Fear #kidstoday #wehateyourkids

<em>Project Runway</em>: Getty Us the Hell out of Here

Project Runway: Getty Us the Hell out of Here #recaps #projectrunway

'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares

'Tardy for the Party' Live Will Give You Nightmares #disasters #realhousewivesofat

The Coming War for Glenn Beck's Internal Organs

The Coming War for Glenn Beck's Internal Organs #dailyshow #glennbeck

'Allahu Akbar!': The Wingnut Right Has the Jihad Nugget They've Been Hoping For

'Allahu Akbar!': The Wingnut Right Has the Jihad Nugget They've Been Hoping For #fearmongering #nidalmalikhasan

Ft. Hood Shoot-Out Proves Women Should Be Allowed in Combat, Already

Ft. Hood Shoot-Out Proves Women Should Be Allowed in Combat, Already #ladiesnight #forthood

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  • #media

    New York Observer Names Kyle Pope New Editor

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  • #marketing

    Okay So Maybe Cocoa Krispies Don't Cure Swine Flu

    11/05/09
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  • #recessionomics

    If Wall Street Bonuses Are Any Indication the Economy Is Back, Yall!

    11/05/09
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  • #journalismism

    What Would You Like to Ask Big Bird?

    11/05/09
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  • #mediacrack

    Glenn Beck Survives

    11/05/09
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  • #fashion

    Spanx: Still Lurking Out There

    Women across America continue to wear "Spanx" and "Spanx"-like undergarments despite the fact that "Spanx" are clearly evil, most especially for the women wearing them, and whoever may be around when it's time for them to shed their "Spanx." More »
    11/05/09
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  • #pressreleaseoftheday

    'Tune In to Find Out What Sex Is Like for Lauren and What 2 Vaginas Looks Like!'

    PR is a discipline that demands the delicate touch of a surgeon and the sober judgment of a sober judge. You can't just wildly issue press releases like, "Hey, We Got a Lady With Two Vaginas Here!" Or can you? More »
    11/05/09
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  • #advertising

    Sushi restaurant ads target medical marijuana users. When you'll eat anything, why not something expensive?

    11/05/09
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  • #unemployment

    Mass Starvation Delayed Five More Months

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  • #alumreport

    Sheila McClear Sells Awesome Book

    11/05/09
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  • #outrage

    Lib Bigots Protect Gays but Jail Horse-Lovers

    11/05/09
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  • #auctions

    Si Newhouse (Almost) Breaks Even

    11/05/09
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  • #fights

    Maybe That Washington Post Newsroom Face Punch Was a Gay Insecurity Thing

    11/05/09
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  • #trendwatch

    Fake Trends Morph Into Old Person Sex Thing

    Here is how fake trends turn into troubling fake trends: Wooed into masculine complacency by male body lotion ads, men become metrotextual and start signing their text messages with "Kisses." Next thing you know, grandpa's sexting. More »
    11/04/09
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  • #recessionomics

    This Next Bubble Is Going to Be So Awesome

    The Way We Live Now: Bubblicious. The Great American Real Estate Bubble is so one bubble ago. People are already gulping in fear for the new bubble. Will it be stocks? Asian currencies? Failed laundromats? Boutique hotels? Golden pennies? Sure! More »
    11/04/09
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  • #layoffs

    Time Inc. carnage: Eleven layoffs at Entertainment Weekly, Business Insider reports. Know more? Email us.

    11/04/09
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  • #lies

    TMZ Far Too Modest to Run Sex Tape

    Protector of feminine virtue TMZ says it's had a homemade sex tape starring attractive but not smart beauty pageant loser Carrie Prejean for months. But TMZ's own sense of decency simply wouldn't allow it to be published. More »
    11/04/09
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  • #mediacrack

    Time Inc. Layoffs Hit People, Essence

    In your completely laid-off Wednesday media column: details on more Time Inc. layoffs and buyouts at People and Essence, Fortune Small Business folds, and various ways that magazine publishers are terrorists. More »
    11/04/09
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  • #photography

    The Last Days of Gourmet

    Kevin Demaria's posted a whole mess of sad, beautiful photographs of the final days in the office of Gourmet magazine. Junk food abounded. Go see them all. [Last Days of Gourmet] More »
    11/04/09
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    By Hamilton Nolan
  • #parenting

    Are You Sufficiently Exploiting Your Child's Looks, For Money?

    Raising a child in our modern world can be expensive, what with their constant nagging for new "Gameboys" and "contraception." Fortunately your child's dewy, youthful innocence can be sold off to a modeling agency, for sweet, sweet money. More »
    11/04/09
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  • #scientology

    Tom Cruise Controls Books and Bottles with His Mind

    Tom Cruise! He is so crazy, what with the Scientology madness. It's been so long since we heard examples of his craziness. Thank god there is a new tell-all book! In which Tom Cruise controls inanimate objects, with brainwaves. More »
    11/04/09
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  • #internalmemos

    Jeff Bewkes Motivates Remaining Time Warner Employees With Management-Speak

    11/04/09
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  • #moneymatters

    Don't Invest in Newspapers

    You may be aware that deathly newspaper company stocks have experienced a brief resurgence recently, amidst speculation that things aren't so bad after all for the newspaper industry. If you benefited from this resurgence at all, lucky you. Now sell. More »
    11/04/09
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  • #corrections

    Successful Baldwin Brother in Weezy Cake-Buy Deny

    FACTUAL CORRECTION: Alec Baldwin denies purchasing his daughter Ireland this terrifying cake in the shape of rap personality and famed drug consumer Lil Wayne. It must have been Kim Basinger who special-ordered the toothy, licorice-haired monstrosity. [Vulture] More »
    11/04/09
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  • #internalmemos

    Time Staffers Have Two Weeks to Volunteer for a Dozen Buyout Packages

    The massive Time Inc. layoff-buyouts are now sweeping through the company's various magazines. Below, a memo that just went out to Time magazine editorial employees offering them buyouts. Run, don't walk! More »
    11/04/09
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  • #justice

    Louisiana judge Keith Bardwell, who stood up against interracial marriage, has resigned. What a character!

    11/04/09
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  • #media

    Dominic Carter Did Not Have a Good Vacation

    Declarative former NY1 newsman Dominic Carter already lost his job for unseemly name-dropping in court while on trial for beating his wife, then got barred from boarding a flight just because he exists. Can his week get worse? Yes, much. More »
    11/04/09
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  • #kittykitty

    PETA Protects Cat to Death

    Pity poor Lydia Netzer, who lived next door to the PETA intern house outside DC. Pity Lydia Netzer's cat even more. The PETA interns finally good-intentioned it to death. More »
    11/04/09
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  • #moneymatters

    Si Newhouse Has Some Real Nice Art For Sale, Cheap!

    Conde Nast potentate Si Newhouse is prepared to take a $10 million loss just to sell off some art and raise some cash. That can't be good. More »
    11/03/09
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  • #classicads

    Nicolas Sarkozy Prefers Bonux Detergent

    Here is the most powerful man in France, Nicolas Sarkozy, starring in a detergent ad circa 1967. Your fears are true, kids: Embarrassing things you do now will come back to embarrass you again decades later. [Telegraph via Adfreak] More »
    11/03/09
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  • #deaths

    Paparazzo Dies Post-Gaga

    Celebrity photographer A.J. Sokalner was working the rope line at the ACE Awards in Manhattan last night. Just after Lady Gaga arrived, he collapsed and died of a heart attack. Not how anyone deserves to go. [PDN] More »
    11/03/09
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  • #layoffs

    Time Inc. Layoffs Begin

    We hear Time Inc. Guild members are meeting now regarding pending layoffs. UPDATE: A tipster tells us "Time Inc.'s news division has started their layoffs." Email us details. MORE: The memo People editor Larry Hackett sent out, below. More »
    11/03/09
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  • #recessionomics

    Warren Buffett Has So Many God Damn Trains There's No Way America Can Fail

    The Way We Live Now: Workin' on the railroad. To the "tune" of $44 billion, hahaha! A tune to a song called 'America Rules.' We don't need sick days. We just need our railroad. Screw an "economic paradigm"! More »
    11/03/09
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  • #newspaperwars

    Wall Street Journal Takes on Local News

    The Wall Street Journal is planning to hire a dozen new staffers to cover local news in NYC, Media Decoder reports. Let us point out every last implication to this news! More »
    11/03/09
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  • #andnowhesdead

    Claude Levi-Strauss, Anthropology God

    Claude Levi-Strauss, famed French structural anthropologist who influenced subsequent intellectuals from Foucault to Derrida, has died at the age of 100. More »
    11/03/09
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  • #mediacrack

    Now Everybody Talk about Terrible Washington Post Stories

    In your alluring Tuesday media column: An emerging catalogue of WaPo Styles fuckery, Russia has this whole "journalism" thing nailed, nothing about The Onion is funny except the actual words, and "Twenty ten" means you're gay. More »
    11/03/09
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  • #trendwatch

    The War on Fat Is a Holy War

    America is prepared to sacrifice its own children in order to win the War on Fat, with the help of Jesus, and The Government. More »
    11/03/09
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  • #shutupnilla

    Why Does Obama Want to Pay Hip-Hoppers for Their Violent Sex Talk?

    The new head of the National Endowment for the Arts says that he'd like to explore government funding for hip hop culture, including rap and graffiti. Whoa, whoa. Does he know about the hoes? More »
    11/03/09
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  • #death

    Dead Body in NYU Library (Updated)

    An unidentified male was found dead in NYU's Bobst Library this morning. NYU has an unfortunately well-earned reputation as a hub of student suicides: Six in 2004, five in 2005. UPDATE: Letter from NYU President confirming suicide, below. [WSN] More »
    11/03/09
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  • #media

    Heaven and Hell in Journalism Jobs

    Media jobs used to be cushy; nowadays, you can't even land a media job, and if you do, it sucks. But six-figure journalism salaries still exist! As do terrible, fly-by-night hellholes (Billboard). We've found the best and the worst. More »
    11/03/09
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