I know I know I'm posting an ad as a "thing we actually like." But I figure it won't move the product anyway, which I can't elaborate on for fear of ruining the joke. So here's the clip.

The surprisingly tasteful site is here if anyone wants to give a test drive. Do they air this sort of ad on Australian TV? And more importantly, can we get Jezebel to publish the results of the test drive?

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